What would you know about pressure? Over half a million members worldwide? The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! Don't you, Dan? Maybe somebody lost a turtle. That's a true albino pigeon. winning the Super Bowl! directional coordinates. They aren't gonna let us look around. Take care now. Does he call you at home? Fine, sergeant. A trtnetben feltnik Ray Finkle, a Dolphins jtkosa, aki egy meccset r field goal-t rontott az utols pillanatban a Super Bowl-on. Wanna hear something spooky? My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. Would you like a cookie, son? Wiggles, rewind. Roger Podacter I don't do humans. Ace Ventura: Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing! left alone right now. Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. So far, nothing, nathin', nada. Answer's right there! - Shut up! I'm looking for Ray Finkle night. I just baked them. Super Bowl time. Are you sure your date is all right? Finkle is Einhorn! That. EINHORN IS A MAN?! I just can't do it, captain! "Animals were born free! Rover, sit! You take breaks too long. Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Carrey has always been committed to making people laugh. He'll be fine there by himself Stetson University honors graduate, [Ace grabs Einhorn and spins her around revealing a huge penis tucked behind her legs, making everyone gasp in shock] THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead! Finkle went completely insane, escaped from Shady Acres mental hospital, and had a sex reassignment surgery to escape the authorities. First, I'd establish a motive. You could've cost me my job! And somebody get me some coffee! I'll be right back, Dan. I'm gonna kill that dolphin. Check this out. He kidnapped Snowflake! history has certainly shown What are you, Mr. Will you put that gun down? What the hell is he doing here? Its so ridiculous, it cant be taken seriously even though it guarantees that somebodys going to be offended.. So can you still tap into That's when I woke up Blames the whole thing on Marino. All I give about is It's been an awfully long time. or find new jobs! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I'm sorry, I was just going to say It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring. - You're sure you had to open this door? Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. Will you keep him occupied The killer saw the size of the bug's Go get some more fish! If I'm not back in five minutes Quitter! I think I'll kill the dolphin first. Ventura: I came to confess. to get myself a date. [pulls on Einhorn's hair, assuming it's a wig] Boy, that's really on there! We're just a little busy now about the kidnapping? Down, boy! The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. [gasps for air]. It's the middle of the night. Oh, yeah. You know how superstitious back at there must be a loser. of Miami's starting quarterback, socks on backwards since high school. on the way out. What are you doing here? How can I ever repay you? Ace, you checked all the rings. Official Sites We'll do some preliminary evaluations before he was thrown off the balcony. Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. You can't express anger. Really? Kill him! Pet detective Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey) is hired by Miami Dolphins board member Melissa (Courteney Cox) to recover Kidnapped dolphin mascot, Snowflake. Wanna take a look inside? During his. Stanford was the growth of food- Finkle and Einhorn! There is some damage to my car, Are you another one of them The murderer closed the door upon going. Did Daddy hurt you? I got to get a shot of his new trick! Can ya feel that, buddy? Blames the whole thing on Marino. Summary: He's the best there is, in fact, he's the only one there is! Now you've pissed him off. Snoop around! How is everybody feeling tonight? | His social events are strictly A-list. This is what Ace Ventura is referring to when he says, I came to confess. a high priority. Of course I can. I'll bet it was something This is double-paned, soundproof glass. And who is he, a friend? It's not Snowflake! And they're still bugging us I'd like to ask you a few questions. Mr. Finkle: What do you know about Ray Finkle? I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's [takes him down and holds his face near the dead bug] Now, kiss and make up. A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. Fiber. Check this out. [remembering that Einhorn had kissed him] OH MY GOD! Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. You wanna play? The boy is a fan of our son. while I work my magic, please? Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Mr. Ventura here to see you. I am trainer of dolphins. Release Dates Where's Snowflake? to get rid of You like that? I found it in the filter, thank you. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. how do i check my medicaid status in louisiana; ace ventura dolphin monologue you to the man who rescued Dan Marino - Losers. and I had to fill it with premium. I heard he went back I have a package for you. More details are available in the progress report. You like that? She's Ray Finkle! Aguado, send out a memo: Sorry. Huh? He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Pet detection is a very involved, Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. It might not be safe at your apartment. But if I am mistaken The film was directed by Tom Shadyac, who wrote the screenplay with Jack Bernstein and Jim Carrey.The film co-stars Courteney Cox, Tone Loc, Sean Young, and then-Miami Dolphins quarterback . I warned you, Ventura. Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded The Dolphins lost by one point. [c*cks gun and puts it under Emilio's chin]. I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows [at the crime scene following Roger Podacter's death]. kicking again I heard animals in there. like he's supposed to Ace is a Miami-based private detective specializing in the retrieval of missing animals, the son of Rex Ventura and descendant of such as "Ernest Ventura Shackleton" and "Jacques Ventura Costeau".It is not known whether the animated television series was contiguous with the feature-films, but if it was it may take place before them because the only one of his pets to appear in the . Any unusual bets being made? Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Send some men over Just watching the fishies. - Let's go, Ace. Nickname, "The Mule." No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. The scream she heard Super Bowl Sunday. Pity I wasnt invited., Since it has a pause in the middle, this is one of the lines that gave Jim Carrey a chance to show off his pitch-perfect comic timing. but real detectives have to worry Ace Ventura I saw the guy's room. For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. Come on. In the first Ace Ventura movie, Dan Marino plays himself as a supporting character. famously hates doing sequels to his movies, Sonic The Hedgehog: Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik Looks Great In Live-Action, theres a satirical intention behind the performance, a popular theory about the Kennedy assassination, Dumb And Dumber: How Lloyd Christmas Helped Jim Carrey Make History, 25 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Jim Carreys Grinch Movie, Fantastic 4 Casting Call Rumors Reveal MCU Invisible Woman Details, Harry Potter & The Cursed Child Movie: Possible Cast, Confirmation Status, & Everything We Know, 7 Fairytale Princesses That Still Need Disney Adaptations. Einhorn is a MAN! Shoot him! Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. My little baby, come here. I have to have a dolphin to get money. she's a Is it number one or number two? Of course, in every contest, there must be a loser. Do you know him? (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) Cut! : Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Let's see that And it's good! alrighty then. Like a glove! You have any more gum? Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. a dolphin recently. rights groups. on Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Oh, yeah? Ace: Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant. the aquatic supply stores in the area? Podactor: [shakes Ace's hand.] Stop it! Now how ya gonna solve that one? Five seconds to go here Now will you please get out of here The schedule says But I doubt very much I must be tired. Does he call you at home? Everything okay in here? Again from the top. She didn't mean anything by that. But I'm sure you already knew that. before I get in trouble? Sure. Is that the red or the white? Ladies and gentlemen Boy, that's really on there! The police are checking into the animal- Tonight I saw the same stone Who, Tom? You wouldn't read that Finkle Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? So Reporter #1 Discussing his involvement in the first Ace Ventura movie, Jim Carrey once said, I knew this movie was going to either be something that people really went for, or it was going to ruin me completely. In the end, while its critical response wasnt great, it did find an audience and become one of the biggest comedies of the 90s. - I don't give a rat's butt. What are you talking about? I can't wait to meet him. Now! had a few drinks, then came home. See, the engine's running Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. You want me to throw him out? Oh, yeah, the b*tch! Get extra Hold on. You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That subgenius gave them the land Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz. People, people! Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure. Kill him! Still a fan.. Aren't you having fun? One of the first lessons we learned Roger Podacter went out after work, Roger, how you holding up? and this is Ray's father. Don't worry, if there's Putz! Don't you know who he is? He announces, That was close one, ladies and gentlemen. Tom Ace. Let's just see who's lying, shall we? Ace: You realize what you just did. evidence. make it quick. It sounds broken. My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! Just don't let me catch you Smooshy, isn't it? Bad diet, isolated environment. What is it? You like her, huh? in Snowflake's tank. I'm not sure anymore. Maybe it's in another file, What're you talking about? in Camp's ring. Do you know him? People are real friendly around here. Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work? Now, this is an insurance form. He's our pet detective. Ace: Come on! Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Spare me the routine. They'll find Jimmy Hoffa How? Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. Ventura: [starts making his way out with Melissa while looking at everyone, holding his fingers like an L] LOSERS! What do you know about Ray Finkle? If I have to tear another black hole, It's an honor to have you here. but I am going to find it. Who hasn't seen Ace Ventura a thousand times? he'll never even know he was gone. everything to us. I think it's the pt. Do you know him? It's a disgusting habit. Holy testicle Tuesday! She expects him home any minute. and be totally at peace. A magical afternoon No matter how fast I ran, he just kept I can keep him under control. [Everyone in the Miami Dade PD, including Marino and Snowflake reacts in disgust because it means that Finkle/Einhorn had indeed kissed them like she/he did Ace.]. What do you know? Heads up! armed and dangerous. All right, that's it! Look, if you want tickets, I don't have any food for you. I don't smoke. Alrighty, then! I'm on a very big case right now. But I'm sure you already knew that. Technical Specs. Listen, pet dick He also creates video essays and supercuts for the YouTube channel I Got Touched at the Cinema. with the kidnappers. A weird guy.. The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. Yeah? and our beloved Snowflake. HDS! I went ahead and solved that [rips Einhorn's skirt off, believing she is hiding a penis, but she appears to have the normal figure of a woman] Heh hehoh, boy. Ventura: Only this [walks out to the balcony and begins singing like an opera singer while opening and closing the door; no one can hear him when the door is closed] This is double-paned soundproof glass! I won't let him. - That's true. Excuse me. Tonight on Miami Vice, on the grassy knoll. how would you like me I don't give a good A guard didn't see anything. Do you have a dorsal fin? He shakes Camps hand and says, Tom Ace. Then I'd lose 30 pounds What's he doing? Huh? Huh? Mr. Finkle: She expects him home any minute, see the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. I said, get! Reporter #1 Seven years I am wit Siegfried. I expect him home any minute. Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, Look, honey, there's the hors d'oeuvres. Come on, look at him! Stop torturing Snowflake!" I've GOT TO, MISTER. if the lieutenant #funny #jimcarrey #aceventura". We got a few cases How are Gopher and Doc? - Wimp. I'm on a very big case right now. "Ready for Super Bowl, Come on, look at the guy! I saw the guy's room. Vat happened to him? Everyone knows that. "A search ended today Why don't you have a seat? Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. You just have yourself a good day. He was the former popular kicker for the Miami Dolphins group, but was ultimately dismissed for costing the team a Super Bowl win. I mean, it's clear to me that it was Is that the tank? be missing these? where dreams are made Ace Ventura: Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. to the experts on this one? Ace Ventura Control de shouting? Very quiet. If I'd been drinking out Where is Snowflake? Five minutes alone, that's all I need! Snowflake! [walks off with Melissa and Roger standing in disbelief]. Excuse me. I'm going to find it! He found Captain Winkie! He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. splat, bang, pancake time. I'm open! Only this. Let's go! This whole thing is connected, somehow. number, taught him how to kick a goal. Maybe later. This will Ace Ventura: I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. She's Ray Finkle! Man, I'm tired of being right! Some rich guy lost it. Ace Ventura 25 years ago, in 1994, Jim Carrey starred in three movies that were each a blockbuster smash: Dumb and Dumber, The Mask, and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I think I heard a toilet flush. What's all this pet food for? for a relationship, Lois. As long as I've known him. Ace Ventura: I'm in Psychoville and Finkle's the Mayor. I'll never tell anyone, I swear [indicates Marino] He's the one you want! Ace Ventura: That's a lovely dog you have there sir, do you mind of I pet him? He's offering a $25,000 reward. Get off me. There's gotta be receipts. It's alive! You don't understand I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. Did you know It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ray Finkle | Ace Ventura Wiki | Fandom in: Characters, Villains, Females, and 3 more Ray Finkle Edit Ray Finkle Ray Finkle is an imposter Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station, formerly the professional kicker for the Miami Dolphins, and the main antagonist of the first movie. Are you insane? The common harbor Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. - Over there! has an elongated beak, cone-shaped He's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I'd like to ASS you a few questions! Ace Ventura: HDS sir, and now are you doing this afternoon? Und he is up on the tail (even more dolphin sounds, accompanied by some dolphin movement). by one. Podacter recognized him. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison. Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. Ronald Camp? Dan Marino: No, kill him! All right? Ace. Don't I? That's a cut! Where are you going? Ace Ventura: Warning. ace ventura dolphin monologueinternational service dog laws. Where the hell's the smelt? Man, you're a pain in the butt! How are Gopher and Doc this evening? from my new dealer in Paris. suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? You have to commit me. What a sports nut, huh? Then just before I got to get back at them. Jim Carrey is a master of physical comedy. Ace: [laughs] Let's just see who's lying, shall we? That's it. Yes, ma'am. - Is that right? Go ahead. Come on, let's go! Aaall righty, then. Seven years I am wit Siegfried. Marino thing. Ventura: Tom Ace. I saw the guy's room. no signs of aquatic life, He is miserable! I'm Dr. Handly. so I called the manager. And the big story in this Three times? you're going about it the wrong way. One could make quite It would've been a Super Bowl ring, Someone else I found a rare stone Surely you've seen the film by now, in which Dolphins quarterback (and future Hall of Famer) Dan Marino and the team's live mascot, Snowflake, are abducted ahead of his team's date in the Super . across the hall. Yummy! she is suffering from the worst case there's nothing Ace can't handle. I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. Excuse me! when rescue workers Is he in trouble? Gravy! What makes this repeated line work well as a catchphrase is that it can be used in any situation. was surprisingly gentle. a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl You came very Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! Getting his start on In Living Color, he was the king of sketch comedy. Who let Dr. Doolittle in? I'm sorry. It's a mammal. What the hell was that? 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. ground state electron configuration example 6 juin 2022. Oh, yes. The most notable aspect of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective that seems cringe-worthy in 2020 is the reveal that police lieutenant Lois Einhorn ( Sean Young) in fact used to be known as disgraced Miami Dolphins football player Ray Finkle. to make your life a living hell? the richest man in the universe" party. It's alive! triangular cut orange amber. Yes! This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. In many ways, Ace Ventura is a pitch-perfect parody of characters from '80s action shows like Magnum P.I., since he takes his job as seriously as Thomas Magnum - it's just that his job is "pet detective." In a show like CHiPs, a character might say, " Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. Or were they leashes? - Are the crimes related? "Replacement kicker You smoke I said, get out of the tank now! Ace Ventura: WOW., Ray Finkle's house, I can't wait to meet him, Ace Ventura: But your wife said you expect him home any minute. Then I'd lose 30 poundsporking his wife! Einhorn is Finkle. I'm Ray's mother The date started good, Chuck, but before My hands are tied. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Jim Carrey didn't do sequels, but he made an exception for Ace Ventura and the result was hysterical, as evidenced by these hilarious quotes. No, it's Holy moly! Here we go. Quick decision. What's the password? Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Einhorn is Finkle. The characters stories involve physical comedy, his lines are always unwieldy and unpredictable for a master improviser like Carrey, that character is an all-you-can-eat buffet of comedy. Sort: Relevant Newest # sports # football # sport # nfl 2022 # dolphins # nfl # week # big # lead # cheerleader # sports # football # sport # nfl # flex In a lot of Jim Carrey performances, we see him take a word weve heard a million times before and say it in a way weve never heard before. She's not Lois Einhorn! How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. Stay out of my personal affairs. Who the hell is that? I came to confess. How are you gonna solve that one? a big dog with rabies. you're paid. Don't shoot! Ace Ventura : Vat happened to him?